Humorous Chicago Bridge Score Pads - 2/pk

Here are the humorous sayings, a different saying on each sheet of the bridge score pads:

• I don't suffer from bridge addiction; I enjoy every minute of it.
• There are three kinds of bridge players: Those who can count and those who can't.
• I only play Bridge on days that end in “Y”
• What did the husband say to his wife when she bid and made a Grand slam? “You mean a great deal to me.”
• Life is a game… Bridge is Serious!
• Things a bridge player would never say: "Free refreshments? No thanks."
• Bridge players are NOT out of shape. I’m in shape… Round is a shape.
• Things a bridge player would never say: "No gossip, please. I'm not interested."
• Asking my Grandfather why he always bids on his turn, he said: "At my age the bidding may not get back around to me again."
• 'Would you care for a friendly game of cards?' 'No, let's play bridge.'
• The secret to staying young is to play Bridge and to lie about your age!
• Redouble can mean Trouble.
• Things a bridge player would never say: "One thing I can say about bridge players - they sure know how to dress."
• Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them only when your partner goes to the restroom.
• Things a bridge player would never say: "No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way."
• Life is nothing but a game of Bridge.
• 'Sam: “Notice any improvement since last year?” Partner: “You combed your hair, didn't you?”
• Incomprehensible good luck beats skill anytime.
• I never drink alcohol while playing bridge. It interferes with my suffering.
• Things a bridge player would never say: "I don't feel like bridge today. I'd rather jog and work out."
• We had a partnership misunderstanding. My partner assumed I knew what I was doing.
• Bridge Players do it with finesse.
• Pregnant with twins, the bridge playing wife said: ‘That’s just like my husband - doubling me when I’m vulnerable!’
• Work is for people who do not play Bridge.
• Bridge is the only game where I enjoy being the dummy.
• An engineer shouts in his cell phone: “There is no damn bridge here! Only a bunch of crazy people gathering around card tables...”
• Said a boy to his mother: “Dad keeps talking about ducks, when is he going to bring one home for dinner?”
• Bridge is a great comfort in your old age. It also helps you get there faster.
• Things a bridge player would never say: "It's amazing how the temperature in here is always just right"
• A well-balanced player makes up for his inadequacy in the bidding with his ineptitude in the play.
• Bridge Players use a strong Club with Precision.