Here are the humorous sayings, a different saying on each sheet of the bridge score pads:
- I don't suffer from bridge addiction; I enjoy every minute of it.
- There are three kinds of bridge players: Those who can count and those who can't.
- I only play Bridge on days that end in “Y”
- What did the husband say to his wife when she bid and made a Grand slam? “You mean a great deal to me.”
- Life is a game… Bridge is Serious!
- Things a bridge player would never say: "Free refreshments? No thanks."
- Bridge players are NOT out of shape. I’m in shape… Round is a shape.
- Things a bridge player would never say: "No gossip, please. I'm not interested."
- Asking my Grandfather why he always bids on his turn, he said: "At my age the bidding may not get back around to me again."
- 'Would you care for a friendly game of cards?' 'No, let's play bridge.'
- The secret to staying young is to play Bridge and to lie about your age!
- Redouble can mean Trouble.
- Things a bridge player would never say: "One thing I can say about bridge players - they sure know how to dress."
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them only when your partner goes to the restroom.
- Things a bridge player would never say: "No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way."
- Life is nothing but a game of Bridge.
- 'Sam: “Notice any improvement since last year?” Partner: “You combed your hair, didn't you?”
- Incomprehensible good luck beats skill anytime.
- I never drink alcohol while playing bridge. It interferes with my suffering.
- Things a bridge player would never say: "I don't feel like bridge today. I'd rather jog and work out."
- We had a partnership misunderstanding. My partner assumed I knew what I was doing.
- Bridge Players do it with finesse.
- Pregnant with twins, the bridge playing wife said: ‘That’s just like my husband - doubling me when I’m vulnerable!’
- Work is for people who do not play Bridge.
- Bridge is the only game where I enjoy being the dummy.
- An engineer shouts in his cell phone: “There is no damn bridge here! Only a bunch of crazy people gathering around card tables...”
- Said a boy to his mother: “Dad keeps talking about ducks, when is he going to bring one home for dinner?”
- Bridge is a great comfort in your old age. It also helps you get there faster.
- Things a bridge player would never say: "It's amazing how the temperature in here is always just right"
- A well-balanced player makes up for his inadequacy in the bidding with his ineptitude in the play.
- Bridge Players use a strong Club with Precision.